The king himself Sir Phillip of Hay has today revealed that Liam Cooper is out for up to 6 weeks which although bad news was to be expected. However, Stuart Dallas also suffered an injury against Sheffield United and he’ll be out for 4 to 6 weeks.

Known for our calm manner at all times, let’s take a look at some of the better reactions…

Good idea, to be fair.

Wouldn’t even be surprising at this point.

There’s worse people to be stuck with.

We’re gonna need a bigger list.

It’s safe to say that nobody is even surprised at this point. In all seriousness though, it’s a bit of a joke isn’t it? I’ve never seen a spell of injuries like this before. Jamie Shackleton for right back, anyone?